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lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

(via shortandlishy)

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"Financially, I’m set for life… If i get shot tomorrow"

- Mitch Hedberg (via thehighguybenblaze)
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raven78uk:

Mitch Hedberg - my favorite standuper

raven78uk:

Mitch Hedberg - my favorite standuper

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"My fake plants died because I didn’t pretend to water them."

- Mitch Hedberg (via pathologicalliarwow)
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"That’d be funny if you were a drummer in a band and you accidentally grabbed two magic wands instead of drumsticks. You’d be like, “One, two, three, four - oh, shit, my bass player is now a can of soup! Sorry, Rick - I mean, Cream of Mushroom.”"

- Mitch Hedberg (via thatdangerous)
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"Rice is great if you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg (via mickeyzdestroyer1)
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside."

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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

- Mitch Hedberg (via inallthecomics)
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"You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ‘em later."

- Mitch Hedberg (via namaste-andshit)
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Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster

(via shortandlishy)

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whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection

(via dahbahtman)

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